What's In A Name?

What's in a Name?, originally uploaded by Michael Mitchener.

My first canoe was orange, fibreglass, 17 feet in length and heavy as a pig. Despite Sheila Tequila's girth, we had many good times paddling, camping, partying, etc.

This is my second and current canoe which is obviously green, 15 feet in length and much lighter than Sheila but missing a name. Can you help? With double digit temperatures in the forecast, I'm thinking a name is way overdue and it won't be long before the first paddle.

Let me know if you have any suggestions or like/hate any of the following names:

• Green Eggs & Ham
• Evergreen
• Urban Escape
• Geeze Louise
• Wave Runner
• Sheila Tequila II
• Barely A Wake
• Channel Surfer
• Green Meanie
• It's Not Easy Being Green
• Green Eyed Monster
• Big C
• Sea Monkey
• Green Hornet

Your Suggestions:

• Nessie
• Evelyn
• Miss Otis
• Pea Pod
• Gertrude
• The Hulk
• Envy
• Downtime
• Ogopogo
• Jade Junket
• Otter Buster
• Greener Tequill'er
• Lorne Green
• Green Streak
• Am Beathach Uaine
• An Curach Uaine
• Am Muncaidh Mara

I appreciate any suggestions or feedback. Thanks.